"I fire the pizza so you don't have to!"


Closures - 20th March 2020

Due to the recent spread of the Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States, We will unfortunately be closing our doors as the state goes into lockdown from 00:00 EST 21/03/2020, Our store will remain closed until the lockdown has been lifted. We apologise for the inconvenience caused by this closure and wish you all the best of health in these tough times.

Stay Safe Everyone!

Changes to the Menu - 5th March 2020

A short announcement regarding some changes to the Menu, Due to multiple complaints and Health Violations and Court Cases, We will no longer be serving Chili Hot Wall Debris on our Pizzas, We didn't realise that the ingredients were made from actual concrete and asbestos among other things, that posed a health risk to customers. We sincerly Apologise for any injuries caused by the digestion of Concrete Debris... Please Don't Sue us!!!

Monthly Blog Post - 24th Februrary 2020

Hey Y'all, Critic Here! Welcome back to the Monthly Blog! Where I talk about how our little business is doing. First off all I want to thank you all for supporting my latest YouTube video "The Wall - Nostalgia Critic" in which we hit 1,021,521 views! To congratulate this achievement I have decided to update the menu with a new Pizza topping! Chili Hot Wall Debris! I feel its the only way I could return the favour... And with that, I conclude the Monthly Blog, See you all next Month!